2001

• Story

• Twelve Women
  

• by Ryan Miller, 10.1.01
  

• Thirty Things I Wanted to Do (But Didn't) by the Age of Thirty
  

• by Christopher Hickman, 9.28.01
  

• How I Spent My Summer Rehab
  

• by Roger Naylor, 9.26.01
  

• Mending the Hole in the Sky
  

• by D.T. Harris, 9.24.01
  

• The Kid, the Old Man and the Library Door
  

• by Ray Hellinski, 9.11.01
  

• Soul-Less Soulmate
  

• by Carly Oishi , 9.10.01
  

• To Eat the Rancid Meat? And Other Musings from a Sunday Well-Spent
  

• by Dan Hubner, 9.7.01
  

• A Low Budget Preview for a Book That Does Not Exist
  

• by Nate Wilhelm, 9.4.01
  

• My Life as the Protagonist of a Pynchon Novel:
  

• by Shauna McKenna, 8.27.01
  

• The All-Sushi, All-the-Time Menu (Preliminary Report)
  

• by Jim Latham, 8.24.01
  

• Letters from Darby
  

• by Roger Naylor, 8.23.01
  

• From a Great Height
  

• by Matt Herlihy, 8.20.01
  

• Self-Publishing, Self-Representation, Self-Reliance: Doing It My Way Or, Alternatively, My Way
  

• by David Barringer, 8.14.01
  

• Somebody Has Got to Die: A Meditation On Wrongful Death, Doubling As a Shameful Promotion Piece
  

• by David Reidy, 8.11.01
  

• Life's Big Questions Answered by, I Think, God
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 8.10.01
  

• The Tao of Flirting
  

• by Jason Pettus, 8.9.01
  

• Budapest, Hungary
  

• by Angela Hamilton, 8.6.01
  

• Resume of a Remorseful Drunk
  

• by Tung Le, 8.3.01
  

• RSVPs to the DezmOpium Fandango!
  

• by Scott Cullen, 8.2.01
  

• V.I.P. Harley Minkwater
  

• by David Barringer, 7.31.01
  

• Perdita
  

• by Tom Fugalli, 7.30.01
  

• I Don't Have to Tell You You're . . .
  

• by Peter Meyers, 7.24.01
  

• The Rules, II
  

• by Claire Zulkey, 7.20.01
  

• Letter to Evan
  

• by Kimberly Megna, 7.17.01
  

• Moments Recorded in Memory While Walking My Dogs (Two Beagles, Travis and Scout)
  

• by Christopher Hickman, 7.13.01
  

• Dark Blossom
  

• by David Barringer, 7.10.01
  

• Surprising Things Said by Strippers During Lap Dances (only two of which were said to me)
  

• by Roger Naylor, 7.9.01
  

• Fireworks
  

• by Ray Carver, 7.5.01
  

• Nine Unforgettable Marriage Proposals
  

• by Brendan Lee, 7.3.01
  

• Compulsions
  

• by Tung Le, 6.27.01
  

• Short Dialogue Inspired by Sign Located Above a Lincoln Avenue Liquor Store that Reads: "Cold Kegs t
  

• by David Reidy, 6.21.01
  

• My Mother's Zoetrope
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 6.19.01
  

• A Letter Written to Mary-Kate and Ashley Magazine, and a Response
  

• by Mike Sacks, 6.18.01
  

• My Neighbor Stares at Traffic
  

• by Roger Naylor, 6.13.01
  

• I Said That Were Later Echoed in Quote Form by the Great Minds of Our Times
  

• by Dunston Procott, 6.7.01
  

• To My Girlfriend of Four Months, On Her Birthday
  

• by Brendan Lee, 6.1.01
  

• My Cheating Heart
  

• by Dustin Goodyear, 5.29.01
  

• Dude, I'm Black Now
  

• by Cedric Stines, 5.24.01
  

• Smoothass Legs
  

• by Angela Hamilton, 5.22.01
  

• The State of California Archaeology in the State of California
  

• by Carla Monroe, 5.17.01
  

• Opium's First 100 Days
  

• by Dunston Procott, 5.15.01
  

• The Market
  

• by Carly Oishi , 5.10.01
  

• Sweet Fancy Moses and the Conspicuous Absence of My Evil Master
  

• by Jesse Ackles, 5.7.01
  

• The Bottled Water is Fine
  

• by Nate Wilhelm, 5.4.01
  

• The Sound a Train Makes
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 5.2.01
  

• Tales from the Syndicate
  

• by Lucy Kee, 4.30.01
  

• The Three Things That Remind Me of the Only One Who Truly Loves My Manic Behavior
  

• by C.J. Beauchamp, 4.27.01
  

• Things My Roommate Does to Annoy Me
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 4.19.01
  

• Being My Other Brother On the Phone
  

• by Cedric Stines, 4.17.01
  

• Themed Easter Egg Decorating Kits(Some Sold-Out, Some Fake)I Couldn't Find at My Local Target Store
  

• by C.S. Howe, 4.16.01
  

• A Handbook for Writers
  

• by Ned Foskey, 4.13.01
  

• The Name of That Guy Standing
  

• by Peter Hanrahan, 4.10.01
  

• My Left Chin
  

• by Julia Rogers, 4.6.01
  

• Triptych (Ghosts)
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 4.5.01
  

• Triptych (Decomposition)
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 3.29.01
  

• Observations Of a Flight Attendant
  

• by Hans Rosemond, 3.28.01
  

• Ten Bucks
  

• by Matt Herlihy, 3.22.01
  

• Triptych
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 3.22.01
  

• I Am a Terrible Roommate
  

• by Carly Oishi , 3.21.01
  

• In Defense of the Beard
  

• by Ryan Bartelmay, 3.20.01
  

• You Cannot Possess the Infinity Gems (Reasons to Hate Marvel's Silver Surfer)
  

• by Treavor Young, 3.16.01
  

• Creative Acts of Civil Terrorism
  

• by Joe Rybicki , 3.12.01
  

• Twelve Bios Kept from the End of My Recently Completed Novel
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 3.6.01
  

• The Seven Times I Started Smoking
  

• by Jesse Ackles, 3.2.01
  

• Diary of a Night in the Life of a Reluctantly Single Female
  

• by Stephanie Morse, 2.13.01
  

• Some Things an Englishman Discovered About America(r)
  

• by John Davidson, 2.13.01
  

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• Poetry
  

• Two Poems
  

• by Alison Daniel, 12.11.01
  

• Another Three Poems
  

• by Dan Hartnett, 12.4.01
  

• Cardigan (By Maggie's Brother Nomar)
  

• by Scott Cullen, 11.1.01
  

• Three More Poems
  

• by Dan Hartnett, 10.25.01
  

• Dates Which End in Motels
  

• by Will Roby, 10.15.01
  

• A Short Yet Compelling Piece of Poetry
  

• by Brendan Lee, 9.30.01
  

• Three Poems
  

• by Dan Hartnett, 9.20.01
  

• I No Longer Have the Strength
  

• by Brian Crowley, 8.20.01
  

• Four Short Absurdist Poems
  

• by Matt Evans, 8.17.01
  

• Portugal
  

• by Will Roby, 7.19.01

• Roommates
  

• by Jason Pettus, 6.4.01
  

• A Little Piece About Women's Newfound Liberation
  

• by Kimberly Megna, 6.4.01
  

• I Didn't Go to Prom
  

• by Jason Pettus, 5.21.01
  

• Angry Woman Post-Breakup Poetry: Attempt No. 1
  

• by Stephanie Morse, 4.11.01
  

• M. Magritte: This is Not a Poem
  

• by Cedric Stines, 3.19.01
  

• Anyway
  

• by Jason Pettus, 3.5.01
  

• Rapunzel's Hair
  

• by Lucy Kee, 2.22.01
  

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• Art
  

• 99 Bottles of Absinthe on the Wall
  

• by Jim Ruland, 10.5.01
  

• Brimley
  

• by Julie Bossinger, 9.30.01
  

• Two Photographs
  

• by Beth Stegall, 9.6.01
  

• Mary's Senior Picture
  

• by Wendi Koontz, 7.16.01
  

• It Came from the Microwave
  

• by Wendi Koontz, 7.6.01
  

• 2 Paintings
  

• by Kris Macabare, 5.31.01
  

• Three Paintings
  

• by Kris Macabare, 5.18.01
  

• Elements
  

• by Morgan Bell, 3.14.01
  

• 3 Prints
  

• by Kris Macabare, 3.9.01
  

• 3 Paintings
  

• by Shawn Smith, 2.26.01
  

• Painting #1
  

• by Yvette Ulrich, 2.15.01
  

• For the Good Times
  

• by Michael Young , 2.8.01
  

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• Music
  

• 31 Holiday Songs by Suburban Children
  

• by David Barringer, 12.19.01
  

• Avengers
  

• by Jon Lee, 11.5.01
  

• Boy Band Diary: December 1999
  

• by Jarred Rush, 4.26.01
  

• Do It For Joey (Ramone, That Is)
  

• by Joe Rybicki , 4.20.01
  

• Commercial Music Sucks (And It's Fugazi's Fault)
  

• by Joe Rybicki , 3.12.01
  

• Fleecing Big Music
  

• by Dunston Procott, 3.7.01
  

• 2,000 Best CDs of 2000
  

• by Cedric Stines, 2.6.01
  

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• Film/TV
  

• Three Snapshots Each: London, Warsaw and Rome, Respectively
  

• by Lisa Leone, 11.6.01
  

• Five and Five: A Fantastic Double Feature
  

• by Jim Latham, 10.16.01
  

• Suggestions to Create the Greatest Disney Movie Ever
  

• by Tung Le, 10.8.01
  

• Postcard
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 9.17.01
  

• Wannabe Serial Killer
  

• by Christopher Hickman, 6.6.01
  

• Memento: A Review
  
• weiveR A :otnemeM
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 5.5.01
  

• My Closest Friend's Dad Said During a Brief Conversation About Survivor
  

• by Michael Young , 4.8.01
  

• A Hero With Two Nuts (A Screenplay)
  

• by Ned Foskey, 4.4.01
  

• Say, Those Are Some Nice Legs For a Piece of White Trash
  

• by Cedric Stines, 4.4.01
  

• A Review of Roger Ebert's Review of See Spot Run
  

• by Jesse Ackles, 3.27.01
  

• Failed Pick-Up Lines and/or Puzzling Statements From Last Night's Oscar Party
  

• by Dunston Procott, 3.26.01
  

• Ed? Yes, I'm Ed
  

• by Cedric Stines, 2.19.01
  

• Week's Top Moneymaking Movies and My Recommendations
  

• by Dana Kowalski, 2.9.01
  

• Ruining the Endings to Five Oscar-Nominated Films
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 2.2.01
  

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• Tech
  

• Things the Internet Taught Me About the Phrase "I am ugly"
  

• by Carrie Hoffman , 10.9.01
  

• Random Quotes Sampled From E-Mail Sent From My Work Address, in Chronological Order
  

• by Daniel Ramirez, 8.30.01
  

• Instant Messenger
  

• by Carly Oishi , 4.18.01
  

• How Can I Be of Service?
  

• by Eric Maxson, 3.30.01
  

• To Be Electronic: A Morality Play
  

• by Jesse Ackles, 2.21.01
  

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• Sport
  

• World Wrestling Federation Entertainment, Inc. (NMS: WWFE): The Investor Relations FAQ
  

• by Kevin Guilfoile, 8.7.01
  

• An Interview with Allen Iverson
  

• by C.S. Howe, 6.14.01
  

• The Field of 16
  

• by Daniel Ramirez, 4.25.01
  

• My Final Four
  

• by Dan Leahy, 3.15.01
  

• I Want Triple H . . . To Beat Me Senseless
  

• by Cedric Stines, 3.13.01
  

• Little Known Facts from NBA Locker Rooms
  

• by Cedric Stines, 3.13.01
  

• Board Games and Optimum Enjoyment
  

• by Dunston Procott, 2.17.01
  

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• Interview
  

• Answers Only
  

• by Jennifer Simon, 12.10.01
  

• The Exclusive Daniel Kramer Interview
  

• by Daniel Kramer, 8.18.01
  

• The Cedric Stines Interview
  

• by Claire Zulkey, 8.18.01
  

• The David Barringer Interview
  

• by David Barringer, 8.18.01
  

• The Dave Reidy Interview
  

• by David Reidy, 8.18.01
  

• The Todd Zuniga Interview
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 8.18.01
  

• The Jason Pettus Interview
  

• by Jason Pettus, 8.18.01
  

• The Matt Herlihy Interview
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 8.18.01
  

• The John Warner Interview
  

• by John Warner, 8.18.01
  

• The Kevin Guilfoile Interview
  

• by Kevin Guilfoile, 8.18.01
  

• The Scott Cullen Interview
  

• by Scott Cullen, 8.18.01
  

• An Interview with Weezer (In Two Parts)
  

• by Todd Zuniga, 5.25.01
  

• The Angela Hamilton Interview
  

• by Angela Hamilton, 4.18.01
  

• An Interview with a Telemarketer
  

• by Dunston Procott, 4.11.01
  

• An Interview with Dave Eggers
  

• by Dunston Procott, 4.3.01
  

• An Interview with Matt Herlihy (SweetFancyMoses.com Editor, Using AOL Instant Messenger)
  

• by Dunston Procott, 3.23.01