| Opium '05 |
----Story |
| What I Really Want For Christmas- Please, Santa, Make It Stop! |
| by Elizabeth Koch and , 12.23.05 |
| Day to Day |
| by David Conway, 12.9.05 |
| How to Bury a Cat |
| by Ryan Havely, 12.8.05 |
| Fake Fish |
| by Dave Lott, 12.6.05 |
| A Remembrance of Za Past |
| by Quincy Swift, 11.30.05 |
| Beat Me Flat |
| by Luke Evans, 11.29.05 |
| What You Can't Get You Don't Keep |
| by Cheryl Chambers, 11.22.05 |
| Incarceration |
| by Greg Ames, 11.16.05 |
| A Business Case for Love |
| by Tom Conoboy, 11.15.05 |
| New Again |
| by Pia Z. Ehrhardt, 11.15.05 |
| Three Sawn-Off Tales |
| by David Gaffney, 11.10.05 |
| Classified |
| by Grant Bailie, 11.9.05 |
| My Hurricane, Sarah |
| by Will Layman, 11.3.05 |
| Dream of You In a Cowboy Hat |
| by Joshua Booth, 11.1.05 |
| Rock Booker: Two-Fisted Literary Detective! |
| by Dale Dobson, 10.28.05 |
| A Walk Down Easy Street |
| by Sona Avakian, 10.26.05 |
| Naked Hour |
| by Jillian Lauren, 10.19.05 |
| Why I'm an Editor and You Still Live with Your Mom |
| by Jamie Zerndt, 10.18.05 |
| In Re: Lawyerboy |
| by Jon Alan Carroll, 10.7.05 |
| Everyone Has Their Own Shangri-La |
| by Patti Jazanoski, 10.3.05 |
| Grants Awarded to Cats, 2005 |
| by Violet Glaze, 9.30.05 |
| The Pounder |
| by Gabriel Welsch, 9.29.05 |
| Catalog Descriptions for New Products from the Inventors of the Mach Three Triple Razor Blade |
| by Justin Kahn, 9.27.05 |
| Comments of a Bitter 39 Year-Old Divorced Man to Two Young Lovers Saturday Morning in a Diner |
| by Jonathan Coony, 9.23.05 |
| Sub-Zero |
| by Ellen Meister, 9.22.05 |
| Canadian Quarter |
| by John Valentino, 9.20.05 |
| Swedish Koans |
| by Michael Fowler, 9.13.05 |
| Randy Describes Eternity to My Little Brother |
| by CL Bledsoe, 8.29.05 |
| Animus |
| by Steve Gullion, 8.25.05 |
| A Job to Die For |
| by Jonah Ansell, 8.24.05 |
| Yes, I Totally Spaced Telling You About That Lair in My Basement |
| by John Jodzio, 8.24.05 |
| Corman |
| by Brent Powers, 8.23.05 |
| Old Enough To Know Better |
| by Kevin O'Cuinn, 8.18.05 |
| Fly Casting |
| by Robin Slick, 8.11.05 |
| Invitation |
| by Heather Kelley, 8.9.05 |
| Calling in Sick |
| by Jeff Haas, 8.8.05 |
| Vows |
| by Brady Bergeson, 7.19.05 |
| Sizzle |
| by Lisa Dyer, 7.15.05 |
| My Childhood Friend |
| by Gene Morgan, 7.14.05 |
| My March 26 Phone Conversation With My Mother After the Birth of My Sister's Baby |
| by Christine Champagne, 7.11.05 |
| Brass Band |
| by Kim Chinquee, 7.6.05 |
| Man of the House |
| by Clay McLeod Chapman, 6.30.05 |
| The Tumbleweed's Usurper |
| by Ben Fortenberry, 6.28.05 |
| Lobster Girl |
| by Alicia Gifford, 6.23.05 |
| Three Brief Conversations Between a Girl Named Z and a Cynical Narrator |
| by Alan Jepsen, 6.6.05 |
| Bugs |
| by Clint Meadows, 6.3.05 |
| This Month in the American Press |
| by Barrett Brown, 6.2.05 |
| Meantime Pudding |
| by M.A. Internicola, 5.26.05 |
| Beavis, Homer and Bugs: A Haiku Trilogy |
| by Ivan O'Uris, 5.24.05 |
| In the Grand Tradition |
| by Case Miller, 5.23.05 |
| Reflections On My Old Departing Toys |
| by Wayne Gladstone, 5.19.05 |
| The Diary of Gordon Gulliford: Bear and Chain |
| by C.J. Kershner, 5.16.05 |
| Two Tents |
| by Chris Granger, 5.13.05 |
| Papal Denunciations |
| by Matthew St. Amand, 5.11.05 |
| Second Greyhound to Portland |
| by Nadine Darling, 5.5.05 |
| Acknowledgments |
| by Angela Genusa, 5.2.05 |
| You Won't Feel a Thing |
| by Kevin O'Cuinn, 4.27.05 |
| The Reason We Were So Afraid |
| by Anthony Tognazzini, 4.20.05 |
| Denial in Triangle |
| by Jordan E. Rosenfeld, 4.19.05 |
| Two Fleas in Zero Mostel's Hair |
| by John Tolley, 4.18.05 |
| Creation Myth Comparison |
| by G. Xavier Robillard, 4.12.05 |
| My Penis Dream |
| by Will Layman, 4.11.05 |
| Arabic |
| by F.S. Symons, 4.7.05 |
| Ghandi Was From New Jersey |
| by Rick Stoeckel, 4.5.05 |
| Monkey, Get Off My Back |
| by Christopher Monks, 3.31.05 |
| Pay Hurts |
| by Matthew Rorem, 3.24.05 |
| A Conversation Between Bacon and Eggs |
| by Cami Park, 3.22.05 |
| The Wedding Reception |
| by Kristopher Jansma, 3.21.05 |
| The Dead |
| by Grant Bailie, 3.16.05 |
| Special K and the Yorkshire Terrier |
| by Adam Maxwell, 3.2.05 |
| Instructions While I'm on Vacation |
| by Jonathan Stern, 3.1.05 |
| Nigella Lawson Cooks My Dinner |
| by Mike Schramm, 2.24.05 |
| The Relevance of Baseball |
| by Carol Novack, 2.23.05 |
| Some Tips to Remember |
| by James Connelly, 2.18.05 |
| Roop |
| by Kyle Simonsen, 2.17.05 |
| Heat |
| by Laine Perry, 2.16.05 |
| Yellow Bow Tie |
| by Darby Larson, 2.15.05 |
| Paul |
| by CL Bledsoe, 2.14.05 |
| Magically Delicious |
| by J.R. Salling, 2.10.05 |
| The Mystery of Michael Landon |
| by J.M. Becker, 2.7.05 |
| Bounce |
| by Jon Swan, 2.2.05 |
| Purduvian Thanksgiving Macabre |
| by Tom Fugalli, 1.31.05 |
| Equation |
| by Rachel Demma , 1.28.05 |
| A Changing of the Guard |
| by Randall DeVallance , 1.14.05 |
| A Career Procrastinator |
| by Jeff Haas, 1.12.05 |
| Big Tom Looks at Alice |
| by Girija Tropp, 1.10.05 |
| A Story About A Boy and His Dog |
| by Wayne Gladstone, 1.7.05 |
| Room |
| by Peggy M. Price, 1.5.05 |
| Santa Had Some Horrible Dreams |
| by John Leary, 1.2.05 |
----Poetry |
| My Brother is Vacationing on a Mountain with His Girlfriend and I Found Out from My Dad |
| by Tao Lin, 12.20.05 |
| Two More Poems |
| by Ryan Bird, 12.12.05 |
| Silent Letters |
| by Sam Pereira, 12.7.05 |
| Moving On |
| by C.M. Evans, 10.21.05 |
| Three Poems |
| by Gene Morgan, 9.26.05 |
| Two Poems |
| by Kim Schroder, 9.21.05 |
| 9/11/03 (to Debra P.) |
| by Russell Bittner, 9.11.05 |
| My Son the Rock Star |
| by Oliver Conant, 8.24.05 |
| Three Poems |
| by Tao Lin and , 8.15.05 |
| According to the Map |
| by C. Allen Rearick, 7.27.05 |
| Two (Other) Poems |
| by K.R. Copeland, 7.12.05 |
| Homeless |
| by Skip Zilla, 7.5.05 |
| Two Poems |
| by Ryan Bird, 7.1.05 |
| Did You Paint That? |
| by Jamie Zerndt, 6.22.05 |
| Two Poems |
| by Ty Harvey, 6.14.05 |
| Spring Break |
| by Tao Lin, 6.7.05 |
| Ode to the Strong |
| by R.A. Lubow, 5.25.05 |
| Beavis, Homer and Bugs: A Haiku Trilogy |
| by Ivan O'Uris, 5.24.05 |
| Red #40 |
| by Cathy Erway, 5.20.05 |
| Coaching Inspiration |
| by Jason Huskey, 5.17.05 |
| The Head of Don Zimmer |
| by Mark E. Hayes, 5.11.05 |
| Two Poems |
| by Jane Adam, 4.4.05 |
| Vale |
| by Oliver Conant, 4.1.05 |
----Art |
| Air Pocket |
| by C.M. Evans, 12.14.05 |
| Dirt |
| by Neil Brideau, 12.7.05 |
| Intelligent Design |
| by Porter McDonald, 11.30.05 |
| Wine |
| by Darby Hudson, 11.17.05 |
| Bobby's Grave |
| by C.M. Evans, 11.9.05 |
| Genius |
| by Neil Brideau, 11.2.05 |
| Seventh Day |
| by Porter McDonald, 10.28.05 |
| You Are Strange |
| by Darby Hudson, 10.20.05 |
| His Sovereign Royal Excellence |
| by C.M. Evans, 10.13.05 |
| Dreams |
| by Neil Brideau, 10.6.05 |
| Staring Problem |
| by Porter McDonald, 9.29.05 |
| Life Spark |
| by Darby Hudson, 9.21.05 |
| Friendship |
| by Neil Brideau, 8.31.05 |
| Automobile |
| by Darby Hudson, 8.26.05 |
| Hot Dog |
| by C.M. Evans, 8.17.05 |
| Back in the Day |
| by C.M. Evans, 8.17.05 |
| Superhero Parody |
| by Darby Hudson, 8.10.05 |
| Baseball Strike |
| by C.M. Evans, 7.28.05 |
| Appreciation |
| by Porter McDonald, 7.21.05 |
| Car Door |
| by Darby Hudson, 7.14.05 |
| Real Estate |
| by C.M. Evans, 7.7.05 |
| Pull My Finger |
| by Porter McDonald, 6.30.05 |
| Fishing |
| by C.M. Evans, 6.1.05 |
| A Bet's a Bet |
| by Porter McDonald, 5.13.05 |
| Clothes Sniff |
| by Darby Hudson, 4.28.05 |
| Up to No Good |
| by C.M. Evans, 4.14.05 |
| Spa Toilet |
| by Darby Hudson, 4.7.05 |
| Sitting |
| by C.M. Evans, 3.24.05 |
| Bubblewrap |
| by Darby Hudson, 3.17.05 |
| Pop! |
| by Porter McDonald, 3.11.05 |
| Dang, It's Cold Out |
| by Porter McDonald, 3.11.05 |
| Chateubriand's Paintings |
| by C.M. Evans, 3.3.05 |
| Passwords |
| by Darby Hudson, 2.23.05 |
| Tastes Like Almonds |
| by Porter McDonald, 2.17.05 |
| More Car Trouble |
| by C.M. Evans, 2.10.05 |
| Picasso |
| by Darby Hudson, 2.4.05 |
| Three Pieces |
| by Terry Rentzepis, 1.17.05 |
----Music |
| Rock Wig |
| by John H. Matthews, 11.8.05 |
| Noveselic's Got a Brand New Tashna |
| by Joe O'Neill, 9.14.05 |
| Neil Diamond's Hair Needs to Talk |
| by Jason Lathrop, 8.30.05 |
| The Lesser of Two Elvis |
| by John H. Matthews, 7.27.05 |
| Left Bank, Right Bank Eyes and Eyes |
| by Kevin Dolgin, 7.8.05 |
| The Stage |
| by Kevin Dolgin, 2.21.05 |
----Film/TV |
| Six Things Andy Never Said In Mayberry |
| by Scott Leslie, 11.12.05 |
| Reinvention: Keanu Reeves |
| by Josh Maday, 11.4.05 |
| Life with Fathers |
| by Lydia Fazio Theys, 10.27.05 |
| Jimmy Stewart: It's A Wonderful Sandwich |
| by Mike Jones, 10.20.05 |
| Fashion Victims No. 91, Case Notes: Jahn and Jan |
| by Tyler Coburn, 10.4.05 |
| Cult-O-Rama ® |
| by J.D. Riso, 7.21.05 |
| I Usually Don't DoThis |
| by Sarah Walker, 6.27.05 |
| If Yogi Berra Were Yoda |
| by Will Layman, 6.1.05 |
| Live! with Aqua Regia and Kelly |
| by Vince LiCata, 5.6.05 |
| Speculative Titles of John Hughes Movies Had They Been Directed by Leni Riefenstahl |
| by Joe O'Neill, 2.28.05 |
----Tech |
| Rent My Couch |
| by Lilly Kuwashima, 4.28.05 |
| The "Sent Items" Folder of Roger, Who Answers All His E-Mail |
| by Chris Osmond and Will Layman, 3.15.05 |
| And Yet Between Haircuts |
| by Steven J. Mexal, 2.11.05 |
----Sport |
| New Olympic Exhibition Sport Debuts |
| by Violet Glaze, 11.23.05 |
| Soxtober! |
| by Dan Leahy, 10.8.05 |
| How Canadians Are Dealing with the Hockey Lockout |
| by Joe O'Neill, 5.4.05 |
| Twenty Years Later: My Heartbreaking Run-In with the George Michael Sports Machine |
| by Tony Antoniadis, 3.11.05 |
----Interview |
| The Have-You-Heard-of-Bruce Bauman Interview |
| by Susan Henderson, 7.7.05 |
| An Interview with American Humorist, Calvin Trillin |
| by Diana Grove, 6.13.05 |
----Review |
| Pound's "On Biochemistry" Textbook, 5th Edition |
| by Vince LiCata, 12.15.05 |
| Movie Reviews V: Walk the Line |
| by Angela Lovell, 12.5.05 |
| Movie Reviews IV: Shopgirl |
| by Angela Lovell, 11.2.05 |
| The Beer Aficionado Unmasks the "Summer Beer" Conspiracy |
| by Larry Joseloff, 8.16.05 |
| Movie Reviews III! |
| by Angela Lovell, 5.27.05 |
| Reviews of Countries: Mali |
| by John Leary, 4.29.05 |
| The Beer Aficionado Reviews the Sam Adams Legacy |
| by Larry Joseloff, 4.15.05 |
| Movie Reviews II! |
| by Angela Lovell, 4.8.05 |
| March 13th |
| by Grant Bailie, 3.25.05 |
| The Beer Aficionado Sips--No, Guzzles--Barley Wines |
| by Larry Joseloff, 3.17.05 |
| Movie Reviews! |
| by Angela Lovell, 3.7.05 |
| The Warmelle 3000 |
| by Diana Grove, 2.25.05 |
| Torrefazione Peanut Butter Cookies |
| by Claire Zulkey, 2.18.05 |
| The Peace Between Our Companies, Happy Apple (Sunnyside Records, 2005) |
| by Will Layman, 2.11.05 |
| The Beer Aficionado's Seasonal Choices |
| by Larry Joseloff, 2.4.05 |
----.live! |
| Dear Santa |
| by Elizabeth Koch and , 12.28.05 |
| Basta Cosi |
| by Michelle Orange, 12.13.05 |
| Broken Enter |
| by Shya Scanlon, 12.5.05 |
| Three (Short) Stories |
| by Anthony Tognazzini, 11.16.05 |
| Grand Marshal |
| by Clay McLeod Chapman, 11.7.05 |
| Four Poems |
| by Tao Lin, 10.31.05 |
| Ukrainamerica |
| by Paul A. Toth, 10.24.05 |
| Love Creeps |
| by Amanda Filipacchi, 10.17.05 |
| OpiumMagazine.com: Live: Live from the Opium All-Star Gala by Jonathan Ames |
| by Amanda Filipacchi, 10.17.05 |
| The Art of the Deal |
| by Matthew St. Amand, 10.10.05 |
| Tales from the Inside |
| by Angela Lovell, 8.10.05 |
| The Diary of Gordon Gulliford: Bear and Chain |
| by C.J. Kershner, 7.25.05 |
| Italy |
| by Heather Kelley, 7.18.05 |
Saturday, March 28, 2009
2005
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