Saturday, March 28, 2009

2006

Opium '06
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Story

Billy Molinowski and Marty the Dream Bike (A True Story)
by Eric  Feezell and , 12.4.06
Three Open Solicitation Letters From A Florida-Based Literary Magazine
by John W. Evans and Joe Clifford, 11.29.06
She Falls Down
by Matt  Getty and , 11.14.06
Three Recipes excerpted from Gastrotopia! Jumentous Delights for Every Occasion
by Tyler  Gore and , 11.7.06
Day to Day Part 2 by David Conway
by David  Conway and , 11.6.06
Here's What Happens on Halloween in Los Angeles
by Katherine Taylor and , 11.2.06
Do Just Stand There
by Bob  Woodiwiss and , 11.1.06
We Slept With Our Shoes On
by Austin  Hatter and , 10.27.06
Personal Ads of Middle Earth
by Mike Richardson-Bryan and , 10.26.06
While You Are Staying at Our Apartment
by Gina  Zucker and , 10.24.06
19 Women
by Kevin  O'Cuinn and , 10.21.06
The Honest Telemarketer of Mumbai
by Jared  Bloom and , 10.20.06
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in These Gifted Lungs
by Mark  McGrath and , 10.18.06
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in Butterflies and Cherries
by Mark  McGrath and , 10.16.06
Two Accounts of the Cleaning of a House
by Blake Butler, 10.5.06
Erotic Short Stories
by Matt  Moskovciak and Ben Stalder, 9.28.06
Confessions of a Cereal Killer
by David Jordan and , 9.12.06
The Greatest Love of All
by Ben  Tanzer, 9.6.06
September Whorescopes!
by Angela  Lovell, 9.1.06
Spilled Milk
by Caitlin  MacDougall, 8.31.06
My Cruel Fetish
by Wayne  Gladstone and , 8.29.06
A Newlywed Couple In Line to Ride the World's Fastest Rollercoaster
by Darby  Larson, 8.25.06
My Review of My Root Canal
by Will  Layman, 8.22.06
Father and Son, Trapped in a Whale
by Robin  Caine, 8.21.06
Sorry, But That Lady at the Temp Agency Said I Wasn't Supposed to Let You Guys Out of Your Cages
by John  Jodzio, 8.18.06
Oldest, Bestest Friend in the Whole World
by C.M.  Evans, 8.17.06
Shoot First
by Elizabeth  Ellen, 8.16.06
My Diorama: A Proposal
by Raleigh  Drennon, 8.15.06
A Change Will Do You Good
by Ben  Greenman, 8.10.06
Advance Praise for that Book You Keep Telling Everyone You're Going to Write One Day But Who All Kno
by Bob  Woodiwiss, 8.8.06
G-d Is My Fuckbuddy
by Richard  Grayson, 8.7.06
The Electric Toothbrush
by Eric  Gelsinger, 8.4.06
Poole
by Gabrielle  Sierra, 8.3.06
Questions
by William  Walsh, 8.2.06
August Whorescopes!
by Angela  Lovell, 8.1.06
Killer Pants: The Pants That Kill . . . You
by Ben  Kharakh, 7.31.06
Gross Imperfections
by Rusty  Barnes, 7.27.06
I Don't Like Monkeys Any More Than You Do
by Kyle  Killen, 7.24.06
The Line Separating Genius and Insanity is Actually Fairly Thick
by Justin  Kahn, 7.20.06
Cat Stew
by Jennifer  Pieroni, 7.18.06
Nicholas Cage Played with My Girlfriend's Tits
by James  Swingle, 7.3.06
The Candy Man Can
by John  Bradford, 6.21.06
Burn Everything But the Heart
by Kristen Tsetsi and , 6.15.06
June Whorescopes!
by Angela  Lovell, 6.7.06
This Product May Cause
by Anthony  Rubino, 6.6.06
Hate You
by Ben  Tanzer, 6.1.06
Death of a Bottom Feeder
by Christina  Kabat, 5.23.06
Raspberry Jam
by Brendan Proce, 5.18.06
The True Fable
by Roy  Kesey, 5.11.06
Things Overheard at the Marshall McLuhan Secondary School Pasta Dinner Fundraiser for African Develo
by Joe  O'Neill, 5.10.06
Letters from a Rubber Alien
by Bradley  Dunbaugh, 5.3.06
Howdy, Neighbor!
by Larry  Gaffney, 5.2.06
Hey John, So Can You?
by Josh  Alletto, 4.26.06
On Speed Dating and the Supersecret Spy
by Ryan  Sloan, 4.19.06
On Mars
by Darby  Larson, 4.14.06
Lindy Laytona's Dream of Bursting
by Amy  Mornington, 4.7.06
Ultra Dan
by Brian  Childs, 4.6.06
The Lord's Got My Back
by Brett  Hamil, 4.4.06
April Whorescopes!
by Angela  Lovell, 4.3.06
Japanese
by Regan  Calmer, 3.30.06
Ramona Rabinowitz's Betterment Track: Searching for the Good Life
Advice Column #1
by Elizabeth Koch, 3.22.06
Where Wyor Fits In
by Theodore  Carter, 3.16.06
Triumph of the Won't
by Bob  Woodiwiss, 3.14.06
Witches Titties are Not So Cold
by Quincy  Swift, 3.7.06
No Crack-Pot Inventor
by Justin  Kahn, 3.6.06
O How the Mighty
by Wes Lee, 3.2.06
March Whorescopes!
by Angela  Lovell, 3.1.06
Dan the Man
by Jon  Swan, 2.28.06
Animals in the News
by James  Grinwis, 2.17.06
Clab's Craws
by Marc  Lowe, 2.16.06
Seeking Calm
by Jonah  Ansell, 2.13.06
Masculinity Satiated
by Jonah  Ansell, 1.30.06
Arm Wrestling Marcy Hedges
by Chad  Simpson, 1.27.06
Last Nerve
by Jordan E. Rosenfeld, 1.24.06
Embouchure
by Robin  Slick, 1.24.06
Flash Navidad
by Brent  Powers, 1.23.06
Ned Learned the Hard Way (God’s a Valley Girl, Among More Important Lessons)
by Eric  Feezell, 1.18.06
Things To Do When Your Best-Selling Non-Fiction Account of Addiction and Redemption is Revealed to Be an Embellished, Garden-Variety Crack and Whiskey Habit
by Ryan  Sloan, 1.17.06
Satan
by Jason  Jackson, 1.13.06
The Airport Boutique
by Kevin  O'Cuinn, 1.10.06
Taste
by David  Galef, 1.9.06
This Side Up
by Vera  Searles, 1.6.06
January Whorescopes!
by Angela  Lovell, 1.4.06
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Poetry

Two Poems
by Casey  McDonough and , 11.28.06
Two Poems
by Tao  Lin and , 11.21.06
I Did Hollywood and Hollywood Didn't Even Say "Thank You"
by Anita  Liberty, 7.10.06
Two Poems
by Brian  Beatty, 6.5.06
Two Poems
by Gene  Morgan, 3.31.06
8 Poems
by Brad  Barry, 3.20.06
Aesthetics of Porn
by Oliver  Conant, 1.5.06
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Art

Photograph of a Wall in London
by  Anonymous, 9.1.06
Employment
by Neil Brideau, 6.8.06
Crow Tree
by Darby Hudson, 6.2.06
Michigan
by Mike Brady, 5.24.06
Specks
by C.M.  Evans, 5.18.06
Hilarity
by Steven L. Cloud, 5.1.06
Close-Up
by Darby Hudson, 4.14.06
Choose
by Mike Brady, 4.6.06
John Sings the Blues
by C.M.  Evans, 3.29.06
Who's Woodsier?
by Steven L. Cloud, 3.16.06
Safe Word
by Jason  Huskey, 2.28.06
Board
by C.M.  Evans, 2.20.06
Cold Cuts
by Porter McDonald, 2.13.06
Opium's All-Star Gala 2006 Photographs
by Mike Beyer, 2.4.06
You're a Fool
by Darby Hudson, 1.26.06
Ice Cream
by Neil Brideau, 1.6.06
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Music

Canadians: What Are We Doing for Fun These Days?
by Joe  O'Neill, 9.7.06
Two-Song Review "For the Lovelorn in Spring"
by Quincy  Swift, 9.5.06
Zombie Slave Temptation
by Brian  Willems, 8.28.06
When I Rule the World, My Musical Heroes Will Help Me Live My Life
by Wayne  Gladstone and , 5.26.06
I Talked to Jizz
by Aaron  Gilbreath, 4.25.06
Shooting Cops and Making Macaroni Art
by Nick  Carter, 4.24.06
Language of the Living Dead
by  Blacklist, 3.27.06
A Letter to Moby from Moby Dick
by Amy  Shearn, 3.15.06
Embouchure
by Robin  Slick, 1.24.06
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Film/TV

Ocean's Thirteen through Seventeen
by Nathaniel Missildine, 5.16.06
The Final Frontier
by Scott Leslie, 3.28.06
Little-Known, Unusual Physical Attributes of Some A- and B-List Celebrities
by Vince  LiCata, 2.14.06
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Tech

Not-So-Great Moments in Open Source: Wiktionary Entries Currently Under Review
by Mike Richardson-Bryan, 10.11.06
AOL Instant Messenger in a Bottle
by Eric  Feezell, 10.9.06
Fun with Google Sponsored Links
by J. Chris Rock, 6.13.06
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Sport

Tennis
by Scott Korb and , 11.15.06
The World Cup Comedown
by Ben  Mainwaring, 7.25.06
The Opium World Cup Report--Week 1
by Ben  Mainwaring, 6.16.06
The Opium World Cup Preview, Part I
by Ben  Mainwaring, 5.30.06
The Opium World Cup Preview
by Ben  Mainwaring, 5.30.06
The Opium of the Terraces, Edition 2
by Ben  Mainwaring, 3.29.06
The Opium of the Terraces, Edition 1
99 Days Until FIFA World Cup, Germany 2006
by Ben  Mainwaring, 3.3.06
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Interview

Left Bank Right Bank, An Interview with Bo by Kevin Dolgin
by Kevin  Dolgin and , 11.3.06
Katie Schwartz on Amy Guth: The Three Fallen Woman
by Katie  Schwartz and Amy Guth , 10.31.06
FIG NEWTON BOY
by Benjamin  Buchholz and , 10.12.06
An Interview Between Artists
by Dan Golden, 9.8.06
Ad Hoc Literary Interviews with Susan Sontag, Salman Rushdie, Joyce Carol Oates and Jonathan Franzen
by Matt  Evans, 8.14.06
Interview with Painter Laura Baran
by James J. Williams III, 8.11.06
Gianatasio Speaks! An Interview with the Author of Swift Kicks
by Dunston  Procott, 6.9.06
An Interview with Artist James J. Williams III
by Dunston  Procott, 3.17.06
An Interview with Old Man Last Year
by Russell  Bradbury-Carlin, 2.27.06
Finding Amanda: An Interview with Amanda Filipacchi
by Todd Zuniga and Amanda Filipacchi, 1.31.06
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Review

The Beer Aficionado Sits on the Couch, Cheers and Guzzles That Which is Good
by Larry  Joseloff, 2.24.06
A Teacher Reviews "The White Board" as an Alternate to the Blackboard
by Will  Layman, 1.19.06
Movie Reviews V: King Kong
by Angela  Lovell, 1.5.06
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.live!

My Review of My New Glasses
by Will  Layman, 5.19.06
Live from the Opium All-Star Gala
by Jonathan  Ames, 2.21.06
Last Request
by Clay McLeod Chapman, 2.6.06

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