tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86162461750387402362011-09-09T12:05:54.367-07:00Something Cleverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07219333138946791090noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8616246175038740236.post-48035817808254708152009-03-28T12:51:00.000-07:002009-04-10T15:46:36.190-07:00Berlice Bassas:<br /><div>Laura Kadamus: I started working on 2001<br /></div><div>Cedric Stines:<br /></div><div>Todd Zuniga:<br /></div><div>Emily Nonko:<br /></div><div>Brendan Casey:<br /></div><div>Jens Porup:<br /></div><div>Elizabeth Parks:<br /></div><div>Jennifer Faylor:<br /></div><div>John Davey:<br /></div><div>Brain Beise:<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8616246175038740236-4803581780825470815?l=opiummagazineachieve.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Something Cleverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07219333138946791090noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8616246175038740236.post-29806573865502806512009-03-28T12:45:00.002-07:002009-04-10T17:08:02.080-07:00<h1 style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><ul><li>Story</li></ul></h1><ul><li><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1331" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none;">Twelve Women</a><br /></li></ul><ul><li>by Ryan Miller, 10.1.01<br /></li></ul><ul><li><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1330" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none;">Thirty Things I Wanted to Do (But Didn't) by the Age of Thirty</a><br /></li></ul><ul><li>by Christopher Hickman, 9.28.01<br /></li></ul><ul><li><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1329" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none;">How I Spent My Summer Rehab</a><br /></li></ul><ul><li>by Roger Naylor, 9.26.01<br /></li></ul><ul><li><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1328" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none;">Mending the Hole in the Sky</a><br /></li></ul><ul><li>by D.T. 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color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Vale</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Oliver  Conant, 4.1.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40">----<br /><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 14px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; ">Art</h1></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=985" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Air Pocket</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 12.14.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=986" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Dirt</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Neil Brideau, 12.7.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=987" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Intelligent Design</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Porter McDonald, 11.30.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=988" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; 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color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Automobile</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Darby Hudson, 8.26.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1023" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Hot Dog</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 8.17.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1020" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Back in the Day</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 8.17.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1024" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Superhero Parody</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Darby Hudson, 8.10.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1025" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Baseball Strike</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 7.28.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1026" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Appreciation</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Porter McDonald, 7.21.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1027" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Car Door</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Darby Hudson, 7.14.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1028" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Real Estate</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 7.7.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1029" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Pull My Finger</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Porter McDonald, 6.30.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1030" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Fishing</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 6.1.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1031" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">A Bet's a Bet</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Porter McDonald, 5.13.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1032" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Clothes Sniff</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Darby Hudson, 4.28.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1033" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; 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color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Neil Diamond's Hair Needs to Talk</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Jason Lathrop, 8.30.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=150" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">The Lesser of Two Elvis</a></td></tr><tr><td>by John H. Matthews, 7.27.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=144" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Left Bank, Right Bank Eyes and Eyes</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Kevin  Dolgin, 7.8.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=145" style="font-size: 12px; 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padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; "><tbody><tr><td height="40"><span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Opium '05</span></b></span></td></tr><tr><td height="40"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">----<br /></span><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Story</span></h1></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1548" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); 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font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">In Re: Lawyerboy</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Jon Alan Carroll, 10.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=278" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Everyone Has Their Own Shangri-La</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Patti  Jazanoski, 10.3.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=228" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Grants Awarded to Cats, 2005</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Violet  Glaze, 9.30.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=366" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); 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font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Randy Describes Eternity to My Little Brother</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by CL  Bledsoe, 8.29.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=268" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Animus</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Steve  Gullion, 8.25.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=213" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A Job to Die For</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Jonah  Ansell, 8.24.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=280" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); 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Xavier Robillard, 4.12.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=296" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">My Penis Dream</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Will  Layman, 4.11.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=358" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Arabic</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by F.S.  Symons, 4.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=354" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); 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font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Purduvian Thanksgiving Macabre</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Tom Fugalli, 1.31.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1004" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Equation</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Rachel Demma , 1.28.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1003" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A Changing of the Guard</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Randall  DeVallance , 1.14.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1002" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A Career Procrastinator</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Jeff  Haas, 1.12.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1001" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Big Tom Looks at Alice</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Girija Tropp, 1.10.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1000" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A Story About A Boy and His Dog</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Wayne  Gladstone, 1.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=999" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Room</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Peggy M. Price, 1.5.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=998" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Santa Had Some Horrible Dreams</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by John  Leary, 1.2.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">----<br /></span><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Poetry</span></h1></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=170" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">My Brother is Vacationing on a Mountain with His Girlfriend and I Found Out from My Dad</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Tao  Lin, 12.20.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=157" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Two More Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Ryan  Bird, 12.12.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=177" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Silent Letters</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Sam  Pereira, 12.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=165" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Moving On</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 10.21.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=173" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Three Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Gene  Morgan, 9.26.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=984" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Two Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Kim Schroder, 9.21.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=158" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">9/11/03 (to Debra P.)</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Russell  Bittner, 9.11.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=161" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">My Son the Rock Star</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Oliver  Conant, 8.24.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=172" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Three Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Tao  Lin and , 8.15.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=176" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">According to the Map</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C. Allen Rearick, 7.27.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=163" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Two (Other) Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by K.R.  Copeland, 7.12.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=179" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Homeless</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Skip  Zilla, 7.5.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=156" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Two Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Ryan  Bird, 7.1.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=178" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Did You Paint That?</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Jamie  Zerndt, 6.22.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=983" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Two Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Ty Harvey, 6.14.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=171" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Spring Break</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Tao  Lin, 6.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=982" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ode to the Strong</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by R.A.  Lubow, 5.25.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=175" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Beavis, Homer and Bugs: A Haiku Trilogy</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Ivan  O'Uris, 5.24.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=164" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Red #40</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Cathy  Erway, 5.20.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=168" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Coaching Inspiration</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Jason  Huskey, 5.17.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=166" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The Head of Don Zimmer</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Mark E. Hayes, 5.11.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1018" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Two Poems</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Jane Adam, 4.4.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=162" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Vale</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Oliver  Conant, 4.1.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">----<br /></span><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Art</span></h1></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=985" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Air Pocket</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 12.14.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=986" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dirt</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Neil Brideau, 12.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=987" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Intelligent Design</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 11.30.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=988" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Wine</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 11.17.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=989" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bobby's Grave</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 11.9.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=990" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Genius</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Neil Brideau, 11.2.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=991" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Seventh Day</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 10.28.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=992" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">You Are Strange</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 10.20.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=993" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">His Sovereign Royal Excellence</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 10.13.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=994" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dreams</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Neil Brideau, 10.6.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=995" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Staring Problem</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 9.29.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=996" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Life Spark</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 9.21.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1021" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Friendship</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Neil Brideau, 8.31.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1022" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Automobile</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 8.26.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1023" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Hot Dog</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 8.17.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1020" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Back in the Day</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 8.17.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1024" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Superhero Parody</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 8.10.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1025" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Baseball Strike</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 7.28.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1026" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Appreciation</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 7.21.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1027" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Car Door</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 7.14.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1028" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Real Estate</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 7.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1029" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Pull My Finger</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 6.30.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1030" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fishing</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 6.1.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1031" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A Bet's a Bet</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 5.13.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1032" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Clothes Sniff</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 4.28.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1033" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Up to No Good</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 4.14.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1034" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Spa Toilet</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 4.7.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1036" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Sitting</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 3.24.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1037" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bubblewrap</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 3.17.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1035" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Pop!</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 3.11.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1038" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dang, It's Cold Out</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 3.11.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1039" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Chateubriand's Paintings</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 3.3.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1040" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Passwords</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 2.23.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1041" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tastes Like Almonds</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Porter McDonald, 2.17.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1042" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">More Car Trouble</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by C.M.  Evans, 2.10.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1043" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Picasso</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Darby Hudson, 2.4.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1044" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Three Pieces</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Terry Rentzepis, 1.17.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">----<br /></span><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Music</span></h1></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=151" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Rock Wig</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by John H. Matthews, 11.8.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=152" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Noveselic's Got a Brand New Tashna</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Joe  O'Neill, 9.14.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=960" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Neil Diamond's Hair Needs to Talk</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Jason Lathrop, 8.30.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=150" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The Lesser of Two Elvis</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by John H. Matthews, 7.27.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=144" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Left Bank, Right Bank Eyes and Eyes</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Kevin  Dolgin, 7.8.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=145" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The Stage</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Kevin  Dolgin, 2.21.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">----<br /></span><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Film/TV</span></h1></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1054" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Six Things Andy Never Said In Mayberry</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Scott Leslie, 11.12.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1053" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Reinvention: Keanu Reeves</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Josh Maday, 11.4.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1052" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Life with Fathers</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Lydia Fazio Theys, 10.27.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1051" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Jimmy Stewart: It's A Wonderful Sandwich</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Mike Jones, 10.20.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1050" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fashion Victims No. 91, Case Notes: Jahn and Jan</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Tyler Coburn, 10.4.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1049" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Cult-O-Rama ®</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by J.D. Riso, 7.21.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1048" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I Usually Don't DoThis</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Sarah Walker, 6.27.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1047" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">If Yogi Berra Were Yoda</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Will  Layman, 6.1.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1046" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Live! with Aqua Regia and Kelly</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Vince  LiCata, 5.6.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1045" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Speculative Titles of John Hughes Movies Had They Been Directed by Leni Riefenstahl</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Joe  O'Neill, 2.28.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">----<br /></span><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tech</span></h1></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=374" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Rent My Couch</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Lilly  Kuwashima, 4.28.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=373" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The "Sent Items" Folder of Roger, Who Answers All His E-Mail</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Chris  Osmond and Will Layman, 3.15.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style=""><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1055" style="color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And Yet Between Haircuts</span></a></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">by Steven J. Mexal, 2.11.05</span></td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">----<br /></span><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; 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color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Ode to the Strong</a></td></tr><tr><td>by R.A.  Lubow, 5.25.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=175" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Beavis, Homer and Bugs: A Haiku Trilogy</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Ivan  O'Uris, 5.24.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=164" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Red #40</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Cathy  Erway, 5.20.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=168" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Coaching Inspiration</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Jason  Huskey, 5.17.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=166" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">The Head of Don Zimmer</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Mark E. Hayes, 5.11.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1018" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Two Poems</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Jane Adam, 4.4.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=162" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Vale</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Oliver  Conant, 4.1.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td height="40">----<br /><h1 style="border-right-width: 0px; border-right-style: initial; border-right-color: initial; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-top-style: initial; border-top-color: initial; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 14px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-left-style: initial; border-left-color: initial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-bottom-style: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; ">Art</h1></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=985" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Air Pocket</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 12.14.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=986" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Dirt</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Neil Brideau, 12.7.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=987" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Intelligent Design</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Porter McDonald, 11.30.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=988" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; 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color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Automobile</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Darby Hudson, 8.26.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1023" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Hot Dog</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 8.17.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1020" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Back in the Day</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 8.17.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1024" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Superhero Parody</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Darby Hudson, 8.10.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1025" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Baseball Strike</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 7.28.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1026" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Appreciation</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Porter McDonald, 7.21.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1027" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); 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text-decoration: none; ">Fishing</a></td></tr><tr><td>by C.M.  Evans, 6.1.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1031" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">A Bet's a Bet</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Porter McDonald, 5.13.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1032" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; ">Clothes Sniff</a></td></tr><tr><td>by Darby Hudson, 4.28.05</td></tr><tr><td height="10"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-size: 12px; "><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070206202720/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=1033" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(250, 128, 114); font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none; 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